Saturday, July 30, 2011

balayya new jokes


jr. NTR: Babai na mobile balance ayipoindi, recharge cheyinchava plz.
Balaya Babu: K K no problem, nee Bluetooth on cheyi ra na balance fwd chesthaanu.
Jr ntr: nuvvu keka babai!!


jr. NTR: IIT ki opposite word yenti Babai
Balaya: adhi kuda thelida. UU coffee ra jaffa!!
Jr ntr: nuvvu keka babai!!


jr. NTR: Babai mana kottha college perenti??
Balaya: Balayya Medical College of Engineering
Jr Ntr: nuvvu keka babai!!

Jr NTR: Babai nuvvu evarikaina I LOVE U cheppaava?
Balaya: Sets lo chaala mandiki cheppanu ra vaallu kuda ‘I 2 love u’ annaru, kaani naaku ahh 2 members evaro thelika light theesukunna.

Jr NTR: Babai, kottha chair konnaava??
Balaya: ledu ra, monna audio release function ki velthe ‘Take Ur seat’ annaru, sare ani mana land rover lo ekkinchesa.
Jr ntr: nuvvu keka babai!!

Q: Balayya did not run in the race, when the referee counted 1 2 3 start?? Do u know y?
A: His number on T shirt was four and so he is still waiting for his turn.

Jai Balayya, Jai Jai Balayya, Jayaho Balayya.. Maa balayya babu ki raru evaru saati.. Nuvvu keka Balayya..