Saturday, July 30, 2011

balayya new jokes


jr. NTR: Babai na mobile balance ayipoindi, recharge cheyinchava plz.
Balaya Babu: K K no problem, nee Bluetooth on cheyi ra na balance fwd chesthaanu.
Jr ntr: nuvvu keka babai!!


jr. NTR: IIT ki opposite word yenti Babai
Balaya: adhi kuda thelida. UU coffee ra jaffa!!
Jr ntr: nuvvu keka babai!!


jr. NTR: Babai mana kottha college perenti??
Balaya: Balayya Medical College of Engineering
Jr Ntr: nuvvu keka babai!!

Jr NTR: Babai nuvvu evarikaina I LOVE U cheppaava?
Balaya: Sets lo chaala mandiki cheppanu ra vaallu kuda ‘I 2 love u’ annaru, kaani naaku ahh 2 members evaro thelika light theesukunna.

Jr NTR: Babai, kottha chair konnaava??
Balaya: ledu ra, monna audio release function ki velthe ‘Take Ur seat’ annaru, sare ani mana land rover lo ekkinchesa.
Jr ntr: nuvvu keka babai!!

Q: Balayya did not run in the race, when the referee counted 1 2 3 start?? Do u know y?
A: His number on T shirt was four and so he is still waiting for his turn.

Jai Balayya, Jai Jai Balayya, Jayaho Balayya.. Maa balayya babu ki raru evaru saati.. Nuvvu keka Balayya..

Friday, November 19, 2010

Balayya new sms jokes

Some Ultimate Jokes of Balyya and jr NTR.. Thanks for the creator!! Must be Crazy!!

1)

Jr.ntr and balyya saw d accident.........
Jr.ntr: babai 108 ki call cheyi ..
balyya:108 di no cheppu ra....
Jr.ntr: eamo babai naku kuda teliyadu..
balyya.shit .ipduud ela ra...................

2)

Balayya-nenna asalu nidara pataledu A
JR.NTR-avuna ekada padukunav babai?
Balayya-upper berth lo andukay chala ibbandi feel ayanu
JR.NTR-mari ni lower berth variki request chesi nuvvu kindana paduko vachu ga
Balayya-adugudamanay anukunna KANI AKDA EVARU LERU... Crazy balayya!!!

3)

Jr NTR : gold chain ni karigiste em vastundi babai?
balayya : gold vastundi ra......
Jr NTR : silver chain ni karigiste em vastundi babai?
balayya : silver vastundi ra......
Jr NTR : aithe cycle chain ni karigiste cycle vastunda babai?
balayya : arey naku ee idea raledura........enthaina mana vamsam keka ra......

4)

Power cut in Balaya home..
Jr NTR brings candle..
NTR ki chamatalu pattai
Balaya: undu..fan on chesta
Jr NTR: nee telivi tellarinatte undi...
Fan veste candle aaripodaa!!!

5) Superb Balayya Joke!!!

Driver : sir petrol ipoindi koncham kuda munduku velladu .
Balayya : ithe venakki poni intiki veldam.
Ntr: picchi babai intlo kuda petrol ledu!!!

6)

Jr NTR - neeku swimming raadu kada babai..enduku cheruvu lo dookav babai?
Balayya - adi kadu ra..akkada oka baatu sagam varake munigi unte lothu ledu anukoni dooka.....!!

7)

Jr NTR: Babai, Water nundi power enduku tistaru?
Balayya: mentalodaa, ala power tiyakapote snanam chese tappudu shock kodutundi kada ra.....!
Jr NTR: Nuvvu keka Babai..

8)

balayya : na mobile lo time edit chesi 10 pm ani pettu
Ntr: enduku babai
balayya: night balance undi ,matladali
Ntr : nuvvu keka babai!!!

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